Saturday, December 5, 2009

Aqua Horrors 2

This joke is about two siamese fighting fish that I had raised before. Enjoy.


Hero:You there! Yes, you! Bull flag!

Dragon fruit: I am no bull flag, I'm the famous Dragon's fruit!

Hero: Isn't that what people eat?

Dragon fruit: No it's Dragon's fruit. There's an S after the word dragon.

Hero:If that's so I'm Superman.

Dragon fruit: You want to fight?(Displays tail)

Hero: Yeah right fruity! (Displays tail)

Dragon fruit: You first.

Hero: No you first.

Dragon fruit: No, you.

Hero: NO, you!

Dragon fruit: Ahh forget it. bye bye!

[Giant hand scoops Hero back into his own tank]


We did not have a net to fish the fishes back to its own tank, the betta's fragile tail might tear in the netting so that's why we use our hands to scoop them out when we change their tank water.