This is a series of jokes I made.
Fish 1: Hey buddy! look! There's a new comer there!
Fish 2: New comer where?
Fish 1:There! {Pointing with feeler}
Fish 2: New comer where there?[Scratching head with feeler]
Fish 1: Are you blind? Far away there!{Slapping the other fish}
Fish 2: Oh there. Thats no new comer, thats dinner.
Fish 1: Dinner who?
Fish 2: Its for eating. It's dead.
Fish 1: Oh..........{Faint}
Fish 2: Oi! I'm no hero. Ask that fish to carry you. He's called hero. OI, OII! get up or you'll be dinner next.
Fish 1: ARRGH! No way!
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